1. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process.
2. You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear casual clothes to work.
3. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables.
4. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living.
5. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
6. You wear gray to work instead of navy blue to make a bold fashion statement.
7. You know the people at the airport and hotel better than your next door neighbors.
8. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making Friday night plans.
9. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix.
10. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.
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This picture reminded of the time I went to Jack-in-the-Box and ordered a Jumbo Jack. That is what they look like-nice and yummy! By the time I had gotten to 522 and opened my burger, I took a bite expecting juicy goodness. I quickly realized, they forgot the burger! I had a bun with the goodies, but no meat! I only had to laugh!
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